Bowser and Star Sculpture

This is Bowser from the Final Battlefield Against Mario and mysteriously he’s on a star.

MARIO: What on earth are you doing? Aren’t your feet supposed to be on fire?

BOWSER: I know! They are! Ow!

MARIO: Hey, look at that little star! I’m after it!

BOWSER: Oh no you don’t. This is my star and my headquarters and I want to do it my way.

6 minutes later.

BOWSER: Ow! Doh! Now you defeated me. Don’t think about grabbing my star!

Mario spins Bowser around by his tail and tosses him into one of those spikey ball things.

BOWSER: Doh! Why didn’t I see that coming?

Bowser passes out.

STAR: Thank you for saving me from Bowser, Mario.

MARIO: Let’s get back to the Mushroom King before Bowser wakes back up.

Heroic music plays. Suddenly Bowser shouts, “No!” He jumps back into the set and gets back his star and his health. Mario says, “Toast!” Bowser shouts, “No!” He falls off the star, face first, through space! Back in the Mushroom Kingdom…

PRINCESS TOADSTOOL: Thank you, Mario. The Mushroom Kingdom is safe from Bowser now and we can all live in peace.