Yeah, let your kids watch Disney, especially after they murder poor, little, teeny-tiny, adorable lemmings. Just to let you know, a lemming is a cute rodent. It doesn’t harm anyone, except in the documentary I noticed it looked like it was eating a bug’s butt. The reason why Disney isn’t truly the happiest place on earth, not just because of the cry-at-me scenes that they have, which is about 40 percent of their films, or so-scared-that-you’ll-wet-yourself scenes which is about 40 percent, but the true horrible thing about it is that during a film they killed a lot of innocent small lemmings by a turntable, flinging them off a cliff with it. So, parents do you really think you ought to let your kids watch Disney after what they did to the lemmings? Post your opinions in the comments below. I won’t be surprised if you don’t because I haven’t been posting much. Now, if you give me a second, I’m going to put my pet rat in the freezer.

P.S. I don’t really have a pet rat.

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